(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(SNORING)
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
Man, did you see the way
I torpedo-punched Gizmo
in his face?
Dude, that was nothing.
You see the way I aped
out on Mammoth?
I went gorilla on that fool!
(IMITATES A GORILLA)
Guys! Guys!
This is not a competition!
'Cause if it was, you two
wouldn't stand a chance!
Did you see the way
I took down Jinx today?
I hit her with a blam-boom!
Followed by a smash-bang!
And she didn't even see
that ka-pow comin'!
(SARCASTICALLY)
Ooh, you guys are
so big and bad.
I felt like we did all of the
blamming and ka-powing
of the H.I.V.E. today.
Ah! Another successful day of
keeping Jump City safe.
I sure am beat.
(SNORING)
Does not my favorite
little sleepy guy
look adorable?
(YAWNING) I sure do!
-Looks like it's bed time.
-Did someone say bed time?
(MEOWS)
-We love bed time!
-I love how quiet it is!
I love the stories!
Shhh!
The Silkie is trying to sleep.
-Oh.
-My bad.
(SILKIE CRYING) Oh, no.
My little bumgorf
is having a nightmare.
He's a maggot.
Maggots don't dream.
Everybody dreams, Raven.
That's what makes us people...
And maggots.
It's true. Dreams are windows
into our most secret desires.
Ooh! Sounds intriguing.
What do you guys dream about?
The world's not ready
for my dreams, baby.
(TONGUE CLICKING)
-Uh... Stuff.
-I do not remember my dreams.
You don't want to know.
STARFIRE: Goodnight, Raven.
ROBIN: Goodnight, Starfire.
CYBORG: 'Night, Beastie.
BEAST BOY: 'Night, Robin.
RAVEN: Goodnight, Cyborg.
BEAST BOY: Uh, could someone
turn on the hallway light?
-(CLICKING)
-BEAST BOY: Thanks!
(SNORING)
Oh!
It is such a beautiful day!
Please say you will join
me for the picnic!
(ALL WHINING)
(SCREAMING)
(MEOWS)
(GASPS) Kitty picnic!
(UPBEAT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING)
(GIGGLING)
Oh!
Meow-meow-meow, kitty picnic!
(MEOWS)
-(CAT BURPS)
-Oh, kitty!
Joy! (GIGGLES)
(MEOWS)
(GIGGLING) I'm having
the best day!
(CATS MEOWING)
Oh, kitty! Meow, meow, meow.
(SLOSHING)
(FOOTSTEPS)
(STARTUP MUSIC PLAYING)
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
Booyaah!
-(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
-Get some!
(CACKLING)
Get off me,
crazy ghost dookie!
(LAUGHS) Too easy, baby!
Shlaboom! Aw, shucks.
(EXCLAIMS)
-Whoo!
-(LASERS SHOOTING)
Aw, man!
Booyaah!
-Oh, yeah, buddy!
-(BLASTING)
Crazy crab!
More crab?
Booyaah!
(OMINOUS GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
I'm comin' for ya,
pizza, baby!
Dang!
(CYBORG SPEAKING)
(VILLAIN SPEAKING)
VILLAIN: Nice try!
CYBORG: Ah!
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
CYBORG: Hold on there,
Mr. Pizza Man.
I got something
special for you!
-(LASER SHOOTING)
-Ah-ha!
(LAUGHS)
Look at that air!
(LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(CRASHING)
(FOOTSTEPS)
(DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(CRASHING)
(SNORING)
(EXPLOSION)
(GRUNTING)
Oh, yeah, I'm bad!
No, you're not!
Uh-oh! (GROANING)
Robin, you're amazing!
-Yeah, I know.
-STARFIRE: Robin!
-Star!
-(SHUDDERING)
-Starfire.
-(GASPS)
Ew, gross! You have
gunk all over your face.
(THUNDER CRASHING)
Did you see how awesome I was?
So awesome.
It was nothing, just saved
the world, single-handedly.
You probably want to kiss me.
Don't blame you. I'm awesome.
You're a lucky girl.
So lucky!
ROBIN: Brace yourself.
Oh!
STARFIRE: (MUMBLING) Robin,
you're such a good kisser!
ROBIN: It's a gift.
Oh, man, that guy's cool.
(KISSING)
(KISSING CONTINUES)
We gotta tell people
about this.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey, guys,
they're totally kissing.
(GASPING)
Bro, I don't know who else
we should tell about it.
Well, I told the guy at the
taco stand but I didn't tell
that crazy ghost.
CYBORG: Hey, ghost!
-What?
-CYBORG: Robin's
kissing Starfire!
What?
(KISSING)
(SLOSHES)
(ROARING)
Your time has come, Raven.
What do you want
from me, Father?
Why can't you leave me alone?
You must do what you are told
like a good little demon.
But I'm not like you. Ugh, no!
You cannot hide
from your destiny.
No! I will never help you
enslave the Earth.
You will!
(CRUNCHING)
And not even your friends
can save you.
(ALL SHOUTING)
CYBORG: Raven, help us!
Father, no!
The Earth is mine!
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
No. I can't let this happen.
I am your creator,
your master!
But they are my friends.
And this is my home.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
That was close.
Thanks for saving us, Raven.
(LAUGHS)
What's so funny?
I didn't save you guys.
I just couldn't let my dad
have all the fun.
(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHUCKLES)
(SKELETONS GROANING)
(SLOSHING)
(FOOTSTEPS)
(FUNKY DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Titans, go!
(GRUNTING)
(SQUAWKING)
(GRUNTS)
That's what happens
to naughty children.
(CACKLING)
Mother, may I give
you the eye blast?
No, you may not.
That's one mean old lady.
Oh!
Toughest grandma ever.
Please. She's nothing
compared to my grandma.
Make you cookies one minute,
knock some sense
into you the next.
My grandma's a succubus
who eats people's souls.
Mother told you to be nice,
now you all get a spanking!
-(SLAPPING)
-Oh! Ow! Oh!
Ow! Too bad your grandma's
not here, Cyborg.
'Cause we could sure
use the backup. Ow!
-Man, if she were here,
she'd be like...
-(BEEPING)
(IMITATING GRANDMA)
Honey, you don't want
to make Grandmama mad!
Uh-uh, no you do not!
That is the funny voice.
I did not know you could
do the funny voice.
(CACKLING)
Ooh, you have done it now!
Grandmama's gonna give you
a whoopin' for that!
That's right, you go on now.
Go on, honey. Look both ways
before you cross the street.
Hmph! I guess I knocked
some sense into her.
(TITANS LAUGHING)
Too bad you can't really knock
some sense into a person.
Ooh child, sure you can!
No sense, then wham!
Sense.
All right, who wants some?
-Nopes, I'm good.
-Uh, no thanks.
Oh, no thank you, the Grandma.
(GIGGLING)
But I do like the funny voice.
CYBORG: (IMITATING GRANDMA)
That boy couldn't
sit down for a week!
(LAUGHING)
Never should have messed
with Grandmama's gravy!
Enough with the funny
voice, Cyborg.
Mmm. Yeah, it's
giving me a headache.
Grandmama don't know what
you talkin' about, baby.
(CHUCKLING)
Dude, the moment's passed.
Why are you still
talking like that?
You ever get stuck
doing a voice that
you just can't stop?
Well, that's where I am,
honey, I just can't help it.
Grandmama can't help it.
(CRASHING)
-Try to help it.
-(ALL CLAPPING)
Morning, Titans.
(CYBORG HUMMING)
CYBORG: (IMITATING GRANDMA)
Who wants breakfast, children?
Ugh, still with the voice!
(GASPING)
-Cyborg, what are
you doing, bro?
-Call me Grandmama, child.
-Seriously, Cyborg...
-(SLAPPING)
-Ow.
-I said call me Grandma!
Okay, Grandmama.
Now wash those hands
before you eat. Go on, now.
Mmm-hmm.
That dress does
not flatter him.
(SINGING LOUDLY)
It seems this voice has
attached itself to Cyborg's
subconscious somehow.
-But it also seems he...
-(FOOTSTEPS POUNDING)
She has become
an awesome cook!
Thank you, sweetie.
Now let's clean up this mess,
'cause I'm not raisin'
any little piggies.
Aww, but that's so much work!
Cleanin' doesn't have to
be work, baby.
Just put a little music on,
and it becomes a party!
How can audio pleasantries
inspire cleanliness?
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
(SPLASHING)
Just feel the music, baby.
I think I'm...
I'm starting to feel it.
-Yo, this music is making
me want to do the dishes!
-(SQUEAKING)
Watch me dry these bad boys.
-(RATTLING)
-(TINKLING)
Uh-huh!
(FUNKY MUSIC CONTINUES)
(ZAPPING)
That's right!
Grandma's cookin' now!
(CYBORG WHOOPING)
Uh-huh!
I don't know how we ever
lived without you.
I love you, Grandma.
I love you, too.
Sweet, sweet dreams,
baby child.
(BEAST BOY PLAYING VIDEO GAME)
Huh?
-Hey, I was playing with that!
-Not before doin' your
homework you wasn't.
I don't have homework.
I don't even go to school.
Are you sassin' me, child?
-What is sassin'?
-Ooh, don't make me
knock some sense into you.
Sorry, Grandma.
Mmm-hmm, that's more like it.
(ELEVATOR DINGING)
CYBORG: Oh, no, you don't!
You're not goin' out
dressed like that!
What is wrong with the
way I am attired?
Why, nothing.
If you like showin' some skin.
I think she looks good.
No, you don't!
(GLASS BREAKING)
(SPLASHING)
Robin? Did you have to knock
so much of the sense into him?
-(CHUCKLING)
-Somethin' comical, missy?
(CLEARING THROAT)
Uh, no, ma'am.
You!
-Cover yourself up! You ain't
goin' nowhere like that!
-Yes, Grandmama.
And you!
-You're fine like that.
-Thanks.
-Is that sass?
-No, ma'am.
Mmm-hmm.
I've changed my mind.
I hate life with Grandma!
We've gotta do something.
I don't care how good
his peach cobbler is.
My cheeks sting
from the slapping.
How do we make
him snap out of it?
We take Grandma's advice.
(IMITATING GRANDMA)
We have to knock some
sense into him, child!
Sorry, it is a
fun voice to do.
-I can't hit a grandma, Robin.
-She is part of our family.
"She's" not even a she!
Hitting old people,
even if they aren't really
old people, isn't cool.
We hit old people
all the time.
But they are filled
with the evil.
An old person filled
with evil. That's it!
Hmph. Blasted arthritic hip.
-Now, who called for Grandma?
-Help! Ahh, help!
-You must save us, Grandmama!
-We've been baked
into a giant pie.
How crazy is that?
-(SCREAMING)
-(CHEWING)
Such a delicious way to die!
Mmm.
Who did this terrible,
terrible thing?
MOTHER MAE EYE:
Are you calling
my pie terrible?
It is if you usin' my
grandbabies as fillin'!
I hope you got
your teeth in tight.
'Cause we 'bout to
have us a grandma fight!
-(ROARING)
-(GROWLING)
(COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
You gonna make a move,
old woman?
Or you just gonna stand
there gettin' shorter?
(MOTHER MAE EYE SPEAKING)
(GROWLING)
(CYBORG SPEAKING)
(EXPLODING)
Now, you've made Mother mad!
-(JAGUAR GROWLING)
-(LION ROARING)
(GRUNTS)
Sweet Marlene!
You're not even a grandma!
Mother needs to knock
some sense into you.
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Whoa! I just got the
sense knocked into me!
I love you, baby child.
(CACKLING)
-(SHOOTING)
-(EXPLODING)
You guys okay?
Oh, man, I'm so full.
(WHIMPERING)
There, there.
It's going to be okay, Cyborg.
I just miss her so much.
We'll always have
the memories, bro.
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
That's right! Whoo!
Granny's cookin' now!